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Short Idaho Jokes
Q. What's the difference between a Idaho State University sorority sister and a scarecrow?
A. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.
Q. What does an Idaho Vandal do on Halloween?
A. Pump kin!
Q. Why do ducks fly over Idaho upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!
Q. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Idaho?
A. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Idaho burned down?
A: Almost took out the whole trailer park.
Q: What's the most popular pick up line in Idaho?
A: Nice tooth!
Q: Why do folks from Idaho go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: 17 and under are not admitted.
Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Idaho?
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: Why did Idaho raise the minimum drinking age to 25?
A: They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
Q: How can you tell if someone in Idaho is married?
A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.
Q: Why do Boise State grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: Why are there so many unsolved murders in Idaho?
A: There are no dental records and everyone has the same DNA
Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Idaho campus?
A: A visitor.
Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Idaho State University library?
A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Idaho's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
Q: What does the average Idaho State University student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.
Q: How many Idaho State University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.
Q: If you have a car containing a Broncos wide receiver, a Broncos linebacker, and a Broncos defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Idaho?
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.
Q: How do you casterate a Boise State Broncos fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: Whats the difference between the Boise State Broncos and cheerios?
A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!
Q: Why do Idaho students have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First!
Q. What do you get when you drive quickly through the University of Idaho campus?
A. An undergraduate degree.
Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at the University of Idaho?
A: They cause too much brain damage!
Q: What should you do if you find three Boise State Broncos football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: What's the difference between an Boise State Broncos fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Idaho?
A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.
Q. How did the Boise State Bronco die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him!
Q: What is the definition of a Idaho virgin?
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers..
Q: What does a Boise State Broncos fan do when his team has won the BCS championship?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: What do you call a Boise State Bronco in a BCS bowl game?
A: A referee.
Q: What's the difference between an Boise State Broncos football player and a dollar?
A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q: Did you hear that Boise State's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: How many Boise State Broncos does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
Q: What are the best four years of an Boise State Broncos life?
A: Third grade
Q: What does a Idaho native and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from Boise State University have in common?
A: They both end up in trailer parks.
Q. How do they separate the men from the boys at Boise State?
A. With a restraining order.
Q. What's the first thing a Boise State girl does when she wakes up in the morning?
A. Walks home.
Q: What do you call a Boise State football player with a championship ring?
A: A thief!
Elevator
A country bumpkin family from Idaho decides to go to the Big Apple for the first Time in their lives; Maw, Paw and their son.
They go into the Empire State Building. As they're walking around they notice the elevator.
Never seeing one before they stand in front of it bewildered.
While staring at it, an old lady in a wheelchair rolls up to it, pushes the button, the door opens, she rolls herself inside and the door closes.
The Idaho redneck family watches as the lights for each floor light as it goes up. They continue to watch as the numbers go down again.
The door opens and out walks this tall gorgeous blonde. Legs to her neck. Great figure. Beautiful!
Paw looks at his son and says, "Quick boy, shove yer Maw in there!"
Falling in Love
A man fell in love with the girl of his dreams. They were perfect for each other, except for one minor problem: She was an BYU Cougars fan and he was a TCU Horned Frogs fan. He decided to make the ultimate sacrifice and become a BYU fan.
He went to the doctor and asked if there was an easy way to do this. The doctor replied, "Yes, it's a very simple procedure. What we do is go in and remove half your brain. When you wake up, you will be a BYU Cougars fan."
The man agrees, and the next week goes into surgery. After he wakes up the doctor comes up to him concerned. "Sir, I apologize, but there was a mix-up with the scalpel. Instead of removing half your brain we removed 3/4 of it. How do you feel?"
The man sat up, looked around, and said "GO BRONCOS!"
Sheep Coitus
A Boise State Broncos fan and a BYU Cougars fan were driving along when all of a sudden the Boise State fan slams on the brakes.
There was a sheep with her head stuck in the fence and the Boise State fan said "We Broncos never pass up an opportunity like this!" And he gets out and has his way with the sheep.
Then he says to the BYU fan, "Your turn"...
And the Cougars fan bends over and sticks his head in the fence.
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