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Q. What's the difference between a Maui Community College sorority sister and a scarecrow?
A. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.
Q: What's the only thing that grows in Honolulu?
A: The Crime Rate!
Q: What's the only thing that grows in Honolulu?
A: The swelling from your head from getting jacked!
Q: Who is Neil Abercrombie's choice for Lieutenant Governor?
A: Anne Fitch!
Q: Why do Maui Community College grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Hawaii?
A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Hawaii campus?
A: A tourist!
Q: What happened after Ms Piggy and an unnamed feral pig were married in a lavish ceremony over the weekend?
A: The Swine Flu to Hawaii on flight H1N1
Q: Why did Hawaii football coach Greg McMackin apologize for comparing Notre Dame to homosexuals?
A: He didn't mean to insult homosexuals!
Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Hawaii's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
Q: What does the average Maui Community College student get on his SAT?
A: Drool.
Q: How many Maui Community College freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a junior course.
Q: Why did someone in Hawaii steal 1,000 pounds in premium coffee beans?
A: Because he wanted to consume it all and find out what it feels like to be Kelly Ripa!
Q: How do you make University of Hawaii cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
Q: If you have a car containing a Warriors receiver, a Warriors linebacker, and a Warriors defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Hawaii?
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.
Q: How do you casterate an Hawaii Warriors fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: Whats the difference between the Hawaii Warriors and cheerios?
A: One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn't!
Q: Why do Hawaii students have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First!
Q. What do you get when you drive quickly through the Hawaii Warriors campus?
A. An undergraduate degree.
Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at the University of Hawaii?
A: They cause too much brain damage!
Q: What should you do if you find three University Of Hawaii football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: What's the difference between a Hawaii Warriors fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Hawaii?
A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.
Q. How did the Hawaiian die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him!
Q: What is the definition of a Hawaiian virgin?
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers..
Q: What do they call students who go to Maui Community College?
A: Rejects from Hawaii!
Q: What does a Hawaii Warriors fan do when his team has won the BCS championship?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: What do you call a Hawaiian Warrior in a BCS bowl game?
A: A referee.
Q: What's the difference between a Hawaii football player and a dollar?
A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q: Did you hear that Hawaii's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: How many Hawaiians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don’t burn out man!
Q: What are the best four years of a Hawaiians life?
A: Third grade
Q: Why do lawyers never take their cats to Waikiki Beach?
A: Their cats keep trying to bury them with sand.
Q: What do you buy a friend graduating from University of Hawaii Law School?
A: A lobotomy.
Q: What does a Hawaii native and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from Maui Community College have in common?
A: They both end up in trailer parks.
Q: What do the University of Hawaii and pot have in common?
A: They both get smoked in bowls!
Q. How do they separate the men from the boys in Hawaii?
A. With a restraining order.
Q. What's the first thing an Hawaiian girl does when she wakes up in the morning?
A. Walks home.
Q: What do you call an Hawaii football player with a championship ring?
A: A thief!
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