Fall Jokes

Short Fall Jokes

Q: What did the tree say to autumn?
A: leaf me alone.

Q: What did one autumn leaf say to another?
A: I'm falling for you.

Q: Why did summer catch autumn?
A: Because autumn is fall.

Q: Why do the Boston Red Sox fans love autumn?
A: Because watching the leaves fall reminds them of the (Yankees).

Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch

Q: What falls in autumn?
A: Leaves!

Q: What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi

Q: What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
A: A pumpkin patch!

Q: How does an Elephant get out of a tree?
A: Sits on a leaf and waits till Autumn!

Q: What did a tree fighting with autumn say?
A: That's it, i'm leaving.

Q: What will fall on the lawn first?
Q: An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

Q: What is a tree's least favorite month?
A: Sep-timber!

Autumn Bar Jokes

Art Gallery
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves.
The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.
The wife asks: "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies: "Autumn."

One Liners

This autumn we can look forward to falling leaves and rising gas prices.
We'll be raking it up while the oil companies are raking it in.

If money did grow on trees, autumn would be the best season ever!

Blue eyed girls like autumn because it bring their eyes out.

It's so strange that autumn is so beautiful, but everything is really dying

Autumn is a time when death is golden and beautiful.

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower

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