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Short Fall Jokes
Q: What falls in autumn?
A: Leaves!
Q: What did one autumn leaf say to another?
A: I'm falling for you.
Q: Why did summer catch autumn?
A: Because autumn is fall.
Q: Why do the Boston Red Sox fans love autumn?
A: Because watching the leaves fall reminds them of the (Yankees).
Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch
Q: What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi
Q: What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
A: A pumpkin patch!
Q: How does an Elephant get out of a tree?
A: Sits on a leaf and waits till Autumn!
Q: What will fall on the lawn first?
Q: An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?
Q: What is a tree's least favorite month?
A: Sep-timber!
This autumn we can look forward to falling leaves and rising gas prices.
We'll be raking it up while the oil companies are raking it in.
Autumn Bar Jokes
Art Gallery
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves.
The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.
The wife asks: "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies: "Autumn."
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