Spelling Jokes


Q: Why are t and m the most unused letters in the alphabet
A: MT (empty)

Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
A: C-A-T.

What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?
Automobile.

Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters?
QT

Q: "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"
A: "The C"

Q: "What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?"
A: "The Q. (queue)

Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A: A teapot.

Q: When I was young there was only 25 letters in the Alphabet?
A: Nobody new why.

Q: What is heavy forward but not backward?
A: Ton.

Q: Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common?
A: None! None of them have "c", "o","m" or "n" in them.

Q: How do you make seven even?
A: Remove the 's'

Q: Why can't you find the letter X in Church?
A: Because it was X-communicated.

Q: What's the difference between here and there?
A: The letter T.

Can your moms name with two letters?
EZ.

How can you spell too much with two letters?
XS

I know 25 letters in the alphabet I don't know Y.

Q: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A: Short

Q: What is the most important thing a witch needs to learn in school?
A: Spelling.

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Rubber-band -- because it streches.

Q: What is at the end of the world?
A: The letter 'd'

Can you spell eighty in two letters?
A-T.

Remove my 1st letter I still sound the same ,
Remove my 2nd letter I still sound the same.
Remove my middle letter I still sound the same what am I?
A: Empty

Q: Is there a word in the English language that uses all the vowels including "y" ?
A: Unquestionablely!

Q: What is the longest word in the English language?
A: Smiles. (There is a mile between the first letter and the last letter.)

If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster.

Spelling Error on Facebook, your argument is invalid!

Spell ICUP

Spell pig backwards and say lemonade

Matt: are you smart?
Brad: Yes.
Matt: spell it.
Brad: s-m-a-r-t
Matt: No, i said spell "it"

School Doctor: Have you ever had trouble with appendicitis?
John: Only when I tried to spell it.

Teacher: How do you spell Mississippi?
Redneck: Which one? The river or the state?

Heyyyy, there are four vowels in the alphabet right?
(No)
Ohhhh I must be missing U

Spell "IHOP' VERY FAST
(they spell IHOP)
LOL (i ate your pee)

Spelling Bee
A Nebraska Huskers fan was in the finals of the state spelling bee.

"Okay, your word is 'farm,'" the moderator said to the Husker.

He sat there for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face. "Um... Can I have a definition?"

"Sure," the moderator said. "It is a plot of agricultural land, used for the raising of crops and livestock."

"Uhhh..." The Nebraskan sat there for several more minutes, continuing to ask for alternative pronunciations, word origins, etc. The moderator was getting frustrated. Finally the huskers fan asked, "Uh, can you use it in a sentence?"

"Old MacDonald had a FARM!" the moderator shouted.

"Oh!" said the Husker. "E-I-E-I-O!"

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