How many freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
None, it's a sophomore course.
Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
Because they're all in High School!
Why did the freshman eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
When do you need to climb the ladder?
To get to High School.
Why can't you do your calculus homework on a Friday night?
Because you can't drink and derive.
Why was the geometry book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
Why was the teenagers report card wet?
It was below C level!
What do you get when you cross Chem AP and junior year?
Why didn't the teenager go to the pirate movie?
Because it was rated arrrrr
What do you call the leader of an AP biology gang?
Name a bus you can never enter?
Where can you find a giraffe learning?
In High School.
Why do people do homework?
Because it doesn't know how to do it itself.
Why couldn't the moebius strip enroll at the school?
They required an orientation.
What did Sir Mix-A-Lot say in high school?
Baby Got Backpack.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils!
Why can't you do homework faster than Rachael Leigh Cook?
Because "She's All That".