High School Jokes


How many freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
None, it's a sophomore course.

Why don't you see giraffes in elementary school?
Because they're all in High School!

Why did the freshman eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

When do you need to climb the ladder?
To get to High School.

Why can't you do your calculus homework on a Friday night?
Because you can't drink and derive.

Why was the geometry book sad?
Because it had too many problems.

Why was the teenagers report card wet?
It was below C level!

What do you get when you cross Chem AP and junior year?
Sadness.

Why didn't the teenager go to the pirate movie?
Because it was rated arrrrr

What do you call the leader of an AP biology gang?
The Nucleus

Name a bus you can never enter?
A syllabus

Why do people do homework?
Because it doesn't know how to do it itself.

Why couldn't the moebius strip enroll at the school?
They required an orientation.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
She couldn't control her pupils!

Why can't you do homework faster than Rachael Leigh Cook?
Because "She's All That".

Oh, you think history is easy.... How about I give you APUSH off a cliff.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise...

My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, and they're like, "It wasn't that hard."

Newtons 5th Law: "performance of the boys in the exams decreases when the number of girls in the exam hall increases"

I would do my math homework, but I've already got my own problems.

Ok Puberty....Jokes Over... You can make me hot now.

What are they teaching kids in School? I sat down to have "The talk" with my son and he taught me a thing or two.

High School is like the Hunger Games and may the curve be ever in your favor.

fi yuo cna raed tihs whit no porlbem, yuo aer smrat. Shaer ti whit yuor fienrds.

If school isn't a place to sleep then home isn't a place to study.

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