Q: What did the femur say to the patella?
A: I kneed you.
Q: Why did the med student fail anatomy?
A: She just couldn't cut it.
Q: What is the biggest lateral rotator of the neck?
A: The Gluteus Maximus.
Q: How do you tell the gender of a person?
A: You pull there genes down.
Q: Why are men sexier than women?
A: You can't spell sexy without xy
I read a bunch of anatomy jokes and found them very humerus.
Q: What did the male stamen say to the female pistil?
A: I like your "style"
Q: How do you identify a bald eagle?
A: All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Q: What's a kidneys favorite instrument?
A: AN ORGAN
Q: Where do you bury dead people?
Q: Why the did the student fail anatomy?
A: Because the professor was really sternum.
Q: What did the cadaver say to the anatomy student?
A: You stole my heart.
Q: What do football players wear on their heads?
Q: What do you call an anatomy boy band?
A: New Kidneys on the Block.
Q: Why was the scuba diver failing Anatomy?
A: Because he was below "C" level.
Q: What do you do when you break your toe?
A: Call a toe truck.
Q: Where do hippos go to university?
When shouldn't you keep your eyes on the road when crossing the street?
If they are about to get run over!
Q: What type of flowers does everybody have?