Q: Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?
A: Because its finger licking good!
Q: What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A: They can smell it but they cant eat it!
Q: How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Q: Where does the one legged waitress work?
A: The Ihop
Q: What do you get if you play McDonald's Monopoly 30 Days Straight?
A: A Heart Attack!!
Q: Why is your Mom like a Big Mac?
A: Because she's full of fat and only worth a buck.
Q: Why is it called "Fast Food"?
A: It's called "fast" food because you're supposed to eat it really fast. Otherwide, you might actually taste it.
Q: Why is Fast Food increasing illegal immigration?
A: "Fast" food slows you down when it hits your stomach, parks there, and lets the fat have time to get off and apply for citizenship.
Q: Where do they hold prizefights in Fastfoodland?
A: In an onion ring!
Q: Why did the man climb to the roof of the fast food restaurant?
A: The told him the meal was on the house!
Q: Where are the best tacos served?
A: In the Gulp of Mexico!
Q: Would octopus make a good fast food?
A: You must be squidding!
Q: Where do burgers like to dance?
A: At a meat ball!
Q: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
A: Wasabi!
Q: What did the hamburger say to the pickle?
A: You're dill-icious!
Q: What are the best days of the week in FastFoodland?
A: Fry-day and Sundae!
Q: When can a hamburger marry a hot dog?
A: After they have a very frank relationship!
Q: How are UFOs related to White Castle?
A: Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!
Q: How do you insult a hamburger patty?
A: Call it a meatball
Q: How do you make a hamburger smile?
A: Pickle it gently!
Q: How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger King baseball League?
A: He throws four meatballs!
Q: How is the trans-fat free Starbucks better than before?
A: There new trans-fat free Frappacino will pad your ass without clogging your arteries!
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