Why did Mrs. Tomato turn red?
She saw Mr. Green Pea !
Where do crayons go on vacation?
What do you call purple when it is being mean?
What color is the French flag?
What kind of berry has a coloring book?
What do you get when you cross and smurf and a cow?
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion?
Because they peel.
What kind of dog chases anything red?
There were for houses on a street the red house was made out of brick he purple house was made out of brick and the yellow house was made out of brick what was the greenhouse made out of?
What's grey but turns red?
An embarrassed elephant!
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
He wanted to Mark Antony!
Why did the Orange go out with a Prune?
Because he couldn't find a Date!
When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you're eating a watermelon.
Why are gold fish orange?
The water makes them rusty!
What happened when the red ship crashed into the blue ship?
The crew was marooned.
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
What's green and purple and goes up and down?
Barney in an elevator.
What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea?
A bee in a submarine!
What is red, white, blue, and green?
A patriotic turtle!
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Why did the grocery store sell green and purple cabbage?
Cause two heads are better than one.
What is a cat's favorite color?
Whats black and white and red all over?
A penguin on a rampage.
What do you call a country with only pink cars?
A Pink Car-nation.
Why did the traffic light turn red?
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
What is a pig's favorite color?
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie!
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside?
Did you hear about the old chameleon that couldn't change colour?
He had a reptile disfunction.
Can Bees fly in the rain?
Not without their yellow jackets.
What is yellow and solves your problems?
Lemonade because its yellow and aid solves your problems!
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
You can tell a lot about somebody based on what color lightsaber they choose.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you.
The chickens come to a stop and start throwing the books into a pond where some frogs grab the books and throw them behind their back croaking "red-it red-it".