Aim Acronyms Jokes

I'm sick and tired of going onto AIM, yahoo messenger, etc and having stupid conversations. Every 5 seconds LOL, LOL, LOL......
So Today March 30, I am starting a revolution. This is my new list for AIM Acronyms.

ASAP: as soon as possible
A/S/L: Age/Sex/Location
ATM: At The Moment
BATR: Bouncing Around the Room
BBFCFM: Big Black Furry Creature From Mars
BBS: be back soon
BFF: Best Friends Forever
BIC: Bitch Is Crazy
BRB: be right back
BTGOG: by the grace of God
BTSOOM: beats the shit out of me
BTSOOY: beats the shit out of you
BTW: by the way
BYOB: bring your own beer
DFC: dead fucking center
DMB: Dave Matthews Band
ELOL: evil laugh out loud
FEFY: Fast Enough For You
FLW: Four Letter Word
FMU: from my understanding
FTF: face-to-face
FTR: for the record
FWIW: for what it's worth
FWTW: for what that's worth
FUBAR: fucked up beyond all recognition
FYI: for your information
GA: go ahead
GIAT: give it a try
GMTA: Great minds think alike
GTBT: Good Times Bad Times
GWOS: goes without saying
HAND: have a nice day
HTH: happy to help
HYHU: Hold Your Head Up
IAC: in any case
IAE: in any event
IANAL: i am not a lawyer
IDK: i didn't know
IFIOS :I found it on
IIH: if it helps
IIWY: if i were you
IMO: in my opinion
IMCO: in my considered opinion
IMHBIO: in my humble but informed opinion
IMHO: in my humble/honest opinion
IMNSHO: in my not so humble opinion
IOW: in other words
IRL: in real life (as opposed to online)
ITA: if that's alright
LAY: laughing at you
LMAO: Laughing my ass off
LOL: laugh out loud
LXL: "limb by limb"
MMGAMOIO: My minds got a mind of its own
NFW: no friggin' (fucking) way
NPC: not politically correct
NRN: no reply necessary
NSTAAFL: no such thing as a free lunch
NBTYRSP: now back to your regularly scheduled program(ming)
OMG: Oh My God
OMT: one more time
OOC: out of control or out of commission
OTC: over the counter
OTN: on the net
OTR: on the road (mobile IM)
OTOH: on the other hand
PITA: pain in the ass
PMITE: "punch me in the eye"
ROTFL: rolling on the floor laughing
ROTFLMAO: rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
RSN: real soon now
SEG: shit-eating grin
SFWM: Stop Fucking With Me
SITD: still in the dark
SIYNE: smilies if you need em
SMD: Suck My Dick
SOB: Son of a Bitch
SSIA: subject says it all
TIA: thanks in advance
TIC: tongue in cheek
TMI: too much information
TTYL: talk to ya later
WMGGW: While My Guitar Gently Weeps
WSP: Widespread Panic
WTF: what the fuck
YEM: You Enjoy Myself
YFL: You Fucking Loser
YHBT: you have been trolled
YHL: you have lost
YYSSW: yeah yeah sure sure whatever

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