Knock Knock Religious Jokes
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Buddha!
Buddha who?
"Buddha this slice of bread for me!"
"I Cant Believe Its Not Buddha"
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Jesus!
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Queen!
Queen who?
Queen as a whistle.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dubai!
Dubai who?
I know your Muslim, but would you allow me Dubai you a drink?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heaven!
Heaven who?
Heaven seen you in ages!
Knock Knock.
Who's there!
Baron!
Baron who?
Baron mind who you're talking to!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Too Many!
Too Many who?
Too Many Attachments, Change comes from within.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Jason Bourne!
Jason Bourne who?
A Bourne again Christian thats who.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Hatch!
Hatch Who?
Bless you!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Holier!
Holier who?
I'm holier than you.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Mu Ha!
Mu Ha who?
Mu Ha Ha Ha Med.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Moo!
Moo who?
Your Mooooslim friend.
Knock knock!
Whos There?
Allah!
Allah who?
Allah these stars will guide us home.
Knock knock!
Whos There?
Your Wife!
Your Wife who?
Are you mormon, how many wives do you have?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Father.
Father who?
Father, son, holy, spirit.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Noah!
Noah who?
I Noah guy if you need an Ark!
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