Knock Knock Name Jokes - Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abby!
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adolph!
Adolph who?
Adolph ball hit me in the mouth!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ahmed!
Ahmed who?
Ahmedeus Motzart!

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Who's there?
Aida!
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

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Who's there?
Aladdin!
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Albie!
Albie who?
Albie darn, a funny joke!

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Who's there?
Aldo!
Aldo who?
Aldo anywhere with you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec my lolly!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!

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Who's there?
Alexia!
Alexia who?
Alexia again to open this door!

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Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna going to tell you!

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Who's there?
Anne Boleyn!
Anne Boleyn who?
Anne Boleyn alley!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Annetta!
Annetta who?
Annetta wisecrack and you're out of here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Annie!
Annie who?
Annie one you like!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ben!
Ben who?
Been knocking so long my hand hurts!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Celeste!
Celeste who?
Celeste time I'm telling you, open up.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Champ!
Champ who?
Champ poo your hair, it's dirty.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Colleen!
Colleen who?
Colleen up your room, its a mess!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dewey!
Dewey who!
Dewey have to listen to all this knocking!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne!
Dwayne who!
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Emma!
Emma who!
Em Ma cracking you up?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fred!
Fred who!
Whose a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
General Lee!
General Lee who!
Generally I do not tell jokes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gretel!
Gretel who!
Gretal long little doggie...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Guinevere!
Guinevere who!
Guinevere going to get together!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gus!
Gus who!
Gus you don't want to play?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heidi!
Heidi who?
Heidi-clare war on you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Helena!
Helana who?
Helena hand basket!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irene!
Irene who?
Irene and Irene but still no one answers the door!

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Who's there?
Iris!
Iris who?
Iris you were here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irma!
Irma who?
Irma big girl now!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac'ly who do think this is?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jose!
Jose who?
Jose can you see, by the dawns early ...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juana!
Juana who?
Juana come out and play?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ken!
Ken who?
Ken you tell me some good knock knock jokes?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Leena!
Leena who?
Leena little closer and I will tell you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke out! Here comes another knock knock joke.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mary Lee!
Mary Lee who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream. Row, Row....

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Max!
Max who?
Max no difference to you, just let me in.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oscar!
Oscar who?
Oscar a stupid question, you get a stupid answer

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Fill up the gas tank, I'm running low.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rena!
Rena who?
Rena this bell doesn't do any good!

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Who's there?
Rene!
Rene who?
Rene the marathon!

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Who's there?
Rhoda!
Rhoda who?
Row, Row, Rhoda boat...!

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Who's there?
Ringo!
Ringo who?
Ringo round the roses!

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Who's there?
Rita!
Rita who?
Rita novel!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sadie!
Sadie who?
Sadie magic words and I'll tell you.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sam!
Sam who?
Sam day you'll recognise me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sam & Janet!
Sam & Janet who?
Sam & Janet evening, you will meet a stranger...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Samuel!
Samuel who?
Sameul be famous one day!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Samuel!
Samuel who?
Samuel sure is stubborn!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sarah!
Sarah who?
Sarah reason you're not laughing?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toby!
Toby who?
Toby or not toby, that is the question!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tolkien!
Tolkien who?
Tolkiens get you on the subway!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tom Sawyer!
Tom Sawyer who?
Tom Sawyer underwear!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda where I put my car keys!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Will!
Will who?
Will you let me in, its cold out here.

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