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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abby!
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adolph!
Adolph who?
Adolph ball hit me in the mouth!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ahmed!
Ahmed who?
Ahmedeus Motzart!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aida!
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I've got tummy ache!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aladdin!
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Albie!
Albie who?
Albie darn, a funny joke!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Albee!
Albee who?
Albee a monkey's uncle!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aldo!
Aldo who?
Aldo anywhere with you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Alec my lolly!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alex
Alex Who?
Just let me in, Alex-splain later!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex the questions round here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alexia!
Alexia who?
Alexia again to open this door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
A man duh

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amanda
Amanda who?
Amanda hug and kiss

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Andrew
Andrew who?
Andrew all over the walls

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anand!
Anand who?
Anand back to the drawing board.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ann.
Ann who?
Ann apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna going to tell you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anne Boleyn!
Anne Boleyn who?
Anne Boleyn alley!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Annetta!
Annetta who?
Annetta wisecrack and you're out of here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Annie!
Annie who?
Annie one you like!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who
Annie body like her

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ash!
Ash Who?
Bless you. I did not mean to make you sneeze!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Avery!
Avery who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Avery!
Avery who?
Avery cloud has a silver lining.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Avery!
Avery who?
Avery thing but the kitchen sink.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Barbara!
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Barry.
Barry who?
Barry the treasure where no on will find it.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ben!
Ben who?
Ben knocking so long my hand hurts!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben away for a while but I'm back now.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bjorn.
Bjorn who?
Bjorn to be wild.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Bud!
Bud who?
Bud is thicker than water.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Buddy!
Buddy who?
I got a Buddy finger.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Candice!
Candice Who?
Candice be love I'm feeling right now?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carmen!
Carmen who?
Carmen let me in, it's cold outside.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Celeste!
Celeste who?
Celeste time I'm telling you, open up.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Chad!
Chad who?
Chad to make your acquaintance!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Champ!
Champ who?
Champ poo your hair, it's dirty.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Colleen!
Colleen who?
Colleen up your room, its a mess!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cynthia!
Cynthia who?
Cynthia you been away, I missed you.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Danielle!
Danielle who?
Danielle, I can hear you just fine.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
De Niro!
De Niro who?
De Niro I am to you, the more beautiful you get.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dewey!
Dewey who!
Dewey have to listen to all this knocking!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
The Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doug.
Doug who?
Doug is a man's best friend.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Duncan!
Duncan who?
Duncan your chickens before they hatch.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwayne!
Dwayne who!
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning!


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwight.
Dwight who?
Dwight around yo lips!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Elvis!
Elvis who?
Elvis has left the building.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Emma!
Emma who!
Em Ma cracking you up?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Erin!
Erin who?
I have to run a quick Erin but I will be right back.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Evan.
Evan who?
Evan an idiot like you can figure this out.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fred!
Fred who!
Whose a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
General Lee!
General Lee who!
Generally I do not tell jokes!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
George Zimmerman.
George Zimmerman who?
Congrats your on the jury.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Gerald!
Gerald who?
Gerald washed up.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gretel!
Gretel who!
Gretal long little doggie...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Guinevere!
Guinevere who!
Guinevere going to get together!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gus!
Gus who!
Gus you don't want to play?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hayden.
Hayden who?
Do you wanna play Hayden seek?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heidi!
Heidi who?
Heidi-clare war on you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Helena!
Helana who?
Helena hand basket!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike haven't got a clue.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Imani!
Imani who?
Imani pickle, open the door.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irene!
Irene who?
Irene and Irene but still no one answers the door!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iris!
Iris who?
Iris you were here!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irma!
Irma who?
Irma big girl now!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac'ly who do think this is?

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle out of order? I had to knock.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
ISADORE.
Isadore Who?
Is the doorbell ringing?

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan itchy bottom.

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan sore hand from knocking.

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Jack.
Jack who?
Jack your egos at the door.

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Jacklyn.
Jacklyn who?
Jacklyn Hyde.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Jesus
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ open the door

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy
Jimmy who ?
Jimmy then broke down into tears as his grandmothers Alzheimer advanced to the stage where she could no longer remember him.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Jimmy
Jimmy who?
If you Jimmy a key I will let myself in.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Joanne!
Joan who?
Joanne at the hip.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jose!
Jose who?
Jose can you see, by the dawns early ...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juan!
Juan who?
The girl of your dreams, and your the Juan for me.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juana!
Juana who?
Juana come out and play?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Julie!
Julie who?
Julie your door open, but I knocked anyway.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Juliet!
Juliet who?
Will Juliet me in please.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juno!
Juno who?
Junp I love you right?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Keanu.
Keanu who?
Keanu open the door, it's cold outside.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Keith!
Keith who?
Keith your eyes peeled a lot of weirdos out there.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Keith!
Keith who?
Keith your shirt on, nothing to be angry about.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Keith!
Keith who?
Keith on truckin, don't stop.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ken!
Ken who?
Ken you tell me some good knock knock jokes?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lauren.
Lauren who?
Lauren order is my favorite show.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Leena!
Leena who?
Leena little closer and I will tell you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lewis.
Lewis who?
Lewis (loose) lips sinks ships.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lenny.
Lenny who?
Lenny it all hang out.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lilac!
Lilac who?
Lilac that again and we aren't talking anymore.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Liz!
Liz who?
Liz roll!, we're going to be late.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke out! Here comes another knock knock joke.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke out below. This plane is about to crash.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Luke!
Luke who?
Luke before you leap.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mano!
Mano who?
Mano few words that's why I knock.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mary Lee!
Mary Lee who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream. Row, Row....

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary me

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Max!
Max who?
Max no difference to you, just let me in.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Max!
Max who?
I'll Max you an offer you can't refuse.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Meg!
Meg who?
Meg up your mind!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the hole!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Monet!
Monet who?
Monet doesn't grow on trees.

Knock Knock!
Whos there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Just Nadia head if you understand what Im saying.

Knock Knock!
Whos there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia business

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Neal!
Neal who?
Neal and pray!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Niall!
Niall who?
Niall it's cracked up to be.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Noah
Noah who?
Noah good place to eat!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I have my key.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Oleta.
Oleta who?
Oleta the cat out of the bag.


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Olivia.
Olivia who?
The party is over so Olivia get out of my house.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oliver!
Oliver who?
Oliver troubles are over!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oscar!
Oscar who?
Oscar a stupid question, you get a stupid answer

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Paul!
Paul who?
Paul up a chair and I'll tell you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pauline! Pauline Who? I think I'm Pauline in love with you.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Fill up the gas tank, I'm running low.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Phillip the bag with money, this is a stick up.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Phyllis!
Phyllis who!
Phyllis in on the news!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Raul.
Raul who?
Raul with the punches.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ray Lind.
Ray Lind who?
Ray Lind cats and dogs.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rena!
Rena who?
Rena this bell doesn't do any good!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rene!
Rene who?
Rene the marathon!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rhoda!
Rhoda who?
Row, Row, Rhoda boat...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ringo!
Ringo who?
Ringo round the roses!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rita!
Rita who?
Rita novel!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rita!
Rita who?
Rita a little more and find out

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Robin!
Robin who?
Robin your house!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rocky!
Rocky who?
Rocky bye baby on the tree top

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ron!
Ron who?
Ron dinnertime, give me a call!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rona!
Rona who?
Rona the mill!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rufus!
Rufus who?
Rufus leaking and I'm getting wet!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sadie!
Sadie who?
Sadie magic words and I'll tell you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Not Sally"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sam!
Sam who?
Sam day you'll recognise me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sam & Janet!
Sam & Janet who?
Sam & Janet evening, you will meet a stranger...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Samuel!
Samuel who?
Samuel be famous one day!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Samuel!
Samuel who?
Samuel sure is stubborn!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sarah!
Sarah who?
Sarah reason you're not laughing?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah way you could let me in?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott who?
Scott my mojo working.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Saul!
Saul who?
Saul the King's horses and all the King's men...!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Shelby!
Shelby who?
Shelby comin' round the mountain when she comes..!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes who?
Sherlock Holmes (should lock homes) somebody could break in.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Shirley!
Shirley who?
Shirley you must know me by now!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sid!
Sid who!
Sid down and have a cup of tea!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sophia!
Sophia who?
Sophia the cat before dinner!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stan!
Stan who?
Stan back or I'll shoot!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stu!
Stu who?
Stu late to ask questions!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thaddeus!
Thaddeus who?
To be or not to be, thaddeus the question!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thayer!
Thayer who?
Thayer sorry and I won't tell teacher!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thea!
Thea who?
Thea later, alligator!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theodore!
Thedore who?
Theodore is shut, please open it!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa fly in my soup!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thurston!
Thurston who?
Thurston and hungerin'!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toby!
Toby who?
Toby or not toby, that is the question!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tolkien!
Tolkien who?
Tolkiens get you on the subway!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tom Sawyer!
Tom Sawyer who?
Tom Sawyer underwear!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Vaughan.
Vaughan who?
Vaughan small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wanda!
Wanda who?
Wanda where I put my car keys!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy last time you took a bath?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Will!
Will who?
Will you let me in, its cold out here.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Xavier!
Xavier who?
Xavier (save your) breath and open the door.

Do you promise you will remember my name for a day
Yes
Do you promise you will remember my name for a week?
Yes
Do you promise you will remember my name for a month?
Yes
Do you promise you will remember my name for a year?
Yes
Do you promise you will remember my name for two years?
Yes
Knock, Knock
Whos there?
I thought you said you would remember my name.

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