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Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ahmed
Ahmed who?
Ahmed the payphone trying to call home. All of my change I spent on you.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin, they hatin

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Wendy!
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows de cradle will fall.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Britney Spears!
Britney Spears who?
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Oops I did it again

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Elvis!
Elvis who?
Elvis has left the building.

Knock Knock!
Who´s there?
Rain!
Rain who!?
U rain nothing but a hound dog!!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Joana!
Joana who?
I JOANA CLOSE MY EYES, I JOANA FALL ASLEEP 'CAUSE I MISS YOU BABE AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THING

Knock Knock
Who's There?
A mall!
A mall who?
A mall shook up!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Truffle.
Truffle who?
Truffle with love is, it can tear you up inside.

Knock Knock!
Who´s there?
Why!
Why who?
WHY-M-C-A!

Knock Knock!
Who´s there?
Slum dog!
Slum dog who?
I slum dog a land down under!

Knock knock
who's there?
you
you who?
yoo-hoo big summer blowout.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Radio!
Radio who?
Radio (ready or) not here I come, you can't hide.


Knock Knock
Who's There?
Hungry!
Hungry who?
Smell like I sound, I'm lost in a crowd. And I'm hungry like the wolf.

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Kenya!
Kenya who?
Kenya feel the love tonight!

Knock, knock?
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it's my favorite song!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Goat
Goat who?
Goat to believe in magic

Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Sexy!
Sexy who?
Sexy Lady, OP OP OP OP OP OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE.

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