Knock Knock Holiday Jokes
Christmas
Knock Knock!
Whos there?
Mary and Abby!
Mary and Abby who?
Mary christmas and a Abby new year.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tissue.
Tissue Who?
All I Want For Christmas Tissue...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Hannah.
Hannah who?
Hannah Partridge in a pear tree.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas !
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oakham
Oakham who?
Oakham all ye faithfull...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avery
Avery who?
Avery merry Christmas!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut open til Christmas!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree.
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Jesus!
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door.
Easter
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma Easter candy is gone. Can I have some more?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more eggs to decorate?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Donna.
Donna who?
Donna want to decorate some eggs?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Harvey.
Harvey who?
Harvey good Easter everyone.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidi the eggs around the house.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a chocolate bunny?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up and decorate your eggs.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to have an Easter basket like yours.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy Easter Bunny coming?
Halloween
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry it's only a joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spooky!
Spooky who?
Spooky-etti and meatballs is my favorite.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Howl!
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ghosts go.
Ghosts go who?
No silly! Ghosts go boo!
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Ben!
Ben who?
Ben waiting for Halloween all year!
St. Patrick's Day
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish Who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick's Day!
Thanksgiving
Knock Knock.
Who There?
Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving for what?
Thanks giving us this turkey.
Valentine's Day
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
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