Knock Knock Geeky Jokes


Knock Knock
Who's There?
Art
Art Who?
R2-D2

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Toby
Toby Who?
Toby or not Toby, that is the question.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Carrot
Carrot Who?
Karate Chop!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Yah
Yah Who?
Yahoo, lets Party!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
2:30
2:30 who?
I made a dentist appointment cause my 2:30 (tooth hurty)

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Atch
Atch Who?
God Bless You!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Yah.
Yah who
Nooo! Thanks I use Google.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Georgia
Georgia Who?
Georgia the Jungle, watch out for that tree!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Two 4's
Two 4's who?
No need to make lunch we already 8.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ya
Ya who?
.com

Knock knock
Who's there
USB!
USB who?
USB makes better honey.

Knock knock
Who's there
C.
C Who?
I'm coming to see you!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Broccoli
Broccoli Who?
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Narnia!
Narnia who?
Narnia business.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Cotton!
Cotton who?
Cotton a trap, can you help me out.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy (did you see) last nights episode of the Big Bang Theory?

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Broken pencil
Broken pencil who?
Oh never mind it's pointless.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire you asking i just told you.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Olive
Olive Who?
Olive You

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Cozy!
Cozy who?
Cozy whose knocking please.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stopwatch!
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing and pay attention!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spell!
Spell who?
W H O

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Heart...
Heart who?
I'm having a Heart (hard) time opening the door.

I want wireless
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Wire-man
Wire-man who?
WIRE you doing this to me?



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