Knock Knock Food Jokes


Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don't let me in !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Honeydew!
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pecan!
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cantaloupe!
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe to Vegas, our parents would get mad.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bison!
Bison who?
Bison girl scout cookies!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Hungry clock!
Hungry clock who?
Hungry clcok who went back four seconds.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Pasta!
Pasta who?
Italian chef who pasta away.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Loaf!
Loaf who?
I don't just like bread, I loaf it.

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Water !
Water who ?
"Water way to answer the door!"
"Water you doing today?"

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Figs !
Figs who ?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Four Eggs!
Four Eggs who ?
Four Eggs ample !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Banana !
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Pudding!
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ketchchup
Ketchchup who?
Kethchup to me and I will tell you.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange you going to answer the door?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Godiva...
Godiva who?
Godiva terrible headache, have you got an aspirin?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eclair!
Eclair who?
"Eclair the room because this French pastry is da bomb."
"I Eclair war."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Duncan!
Duncan who?
Duncan your chickens before they hatch.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice Cream soda!
Ice Cream soda who?
Ice cream soda whole world will hear.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Goat!
Goat who?
Goat on a limb and open the door.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Leek!
Leek who?
Leek father like son the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water those plants or they're going to die.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Plums!
Plums who?
Plums me that we'll always be friends!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Closure!
Closure who?
Closure mouth while your eating.

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Kale!
Kale who?
Obviously you have time to kale.

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Sultan...
Sultan who?
Sultan pepper!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Aunt Jemima
Aunt Jemima Who?
I'm glad I ain't joe mamma

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jalapeno!
Jalapeno who?
Am I getting jalapeno business?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Two 4's
Two 4's who?
No need to make lunch we already 8.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Imani!
Imani who?
Imani pickle, open the door.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sweden!
Sweden who?
Sweden the coffee!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Muffin!
Muffin who?
Muffin the matter with me, how about you?

Knock, knock?
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it's my favorite song!

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
"Lettuce in, it's to cold."
"Lettuce go before you eat me."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange juice!
Orange juice who?
Orange juice going to talk to me!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
"Doughnut ask, it's a secret."
"Doughnut count your chickens before they hatch."
"Donut crap where you eat."

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive!
Olive who?
Olive none of your lip!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive!
Olive who?
Olive you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pizza!
Pizza who?
"Pizza the pie!"
"Pete's a really great guy."

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Butter!
Butter who?
It's butter if you don't know.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you'll find out!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Pecan!
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes Who?
Dishes a Bad Joke

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Omelette!
Omelette who?
Omelette smarter than I look.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Avocado!
Avocado who?
Avocado cold.

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Doughnut
Doughnut who?
Doughnut disturb me I only take UNhealthy foods in here!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I'd like some peanuts!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Truffles.
Truffles who?
Truffles with the curve.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Leaf!
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Candy!
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Carrot!
Carrot who?
Do you even carrot all?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Halibut!
Halibut who?
Halibut going out for a drink.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Celery!
Celery who?
If you don't raise my celery, I quit.


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Pork.
Pork who?
Put a pork (cork) in it and open up.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in for i shoot you.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Pasta!
Pasta who?
Pasta la vista baby.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Egg!
Egg who?
Eggcited to meet you.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Donut!
Donut who?
I donut know! You tell me.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Broccoli
Broccoli Who?
Broccoli doesn't have a last name, silly.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Jelly.
Jelly who?
Jellycopter

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Noah
Noah who?
Noah good place to eat!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Honey!
Honey who?
"Honey I'm home."
"Honey your business."

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cook!
Cook who?
I'm not crazy, you are.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Egg!
Egg who?
Egg-celent question!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Thermos!
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better knock knock joke than this.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Isma
Isma who?
Isma lunch ready yet.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
U-8
U-8 who
U-8 my lunch.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Gorllia
Gorllia Who?
Gorllia Sandwich, I`m Hungry

Knock Knock
Who's There?
I eat grape.
I eat grape who?
You eat grey poo!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Honeydew!
Honeydew who?
Honeydew your homework before you go outside.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Fruit.
Fruit who?
Fruit (root) for the underdog.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cash!
Cash who?
"I should've guessed your some kind of nut."
"I knew you were nuts"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wok!
Wok who?
I wanna Wok and Roll all night. And party every day.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Butter!
Butter who?
I butter tell you a few more knock knock jokes.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Jelly Bean!
Jelly Bean who?
Have you been paying attention.



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