Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don't let me in !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Water !
Water who ?
Water way to answer the door !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Figs !
Figs who ?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Four Eggs!
Four Eggs who ?
Four Eggs ample !
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Banana !
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Pudding!
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ketchchup
Ketchchup who?
Kethchup to me and I will tell you.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange you going to answer the door?
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