Knock Knock Animal Jokes


Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cows go!
Cows go who?
Cows go 'moo' not who!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
You talk like an owl!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Goat!
Goat who?
Goat on a limb and open the door.

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Lion !
Lion who ?
Lion on your doorstep, open up !

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dragon !
Dragon who ?
Dragon your feet again !

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Duck !
Duck who ?
"Just duck ! They're throwing things at us!"
"Duck don't go who they go quack?"

Knock knock
Whos there?
Scooby dooby doo
Scooby dooby doo who
Now you get where im coming from lol

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan play that game!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wood Ant!
Wood Ant who?
Don't be afraid. Wood ant harm a fly.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Owl.
Owl(s) who?
"Owl good things come to those who wait."
"Owl be glad to meet you"
"Exactly!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hello
HELLO WHO
hello kitty

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Baby Owl.
Baby Owl who?
Baby Owl see you later.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Whale!
Whale who?
Isn't this a WHALE of a good time.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Spider!
Spider who?
Spider what everyone says. I like you!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Safari!
Safari who?
Safari so good!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Flea!
Flea who?
Fleas a jolly good fellow.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Owl!
Owl who?
Owl Aboard!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nana
Nana who?
Nana your bees wax!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Laughing Tentacles!
Laughing Tentacles who?
You would laugh too, if I gave you tentacles.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quacker!
Quacker who?
Quacker another bad joke and I'm leaving!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Porpoise!
Porpoise who?
For all intents and porpoises the case is closed.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
a cow with no lips
a cow with no lips who
a cow with no lips said ooo ooo.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Honey bee!
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a doll and give me dem digits.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Chickens!
Chickens who?
Chickens come home to roost.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Duncan!
Duncan who?
Duncan your chickens before they hatch.

Knock knock
Who's there
Rhino!
Rhino who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is.

Knock knock
Who's there
Rhino!
Rhino who?
Rhino which way the wind blows.

Knock knock
Who's there
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede (Santa peed) on the Christmas tree.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rabbit!
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's fragile

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Herd.
Herd who?
I herd you were home, so can you come play out?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Goat!
Goat who?
Goat to believe in magic.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bee
bee who?
"Bee at my house at hive-o-clock"
"Bee at the door when I knock"
"Bee-itching out"

Knock knock
Who's there
Yak!
Yak who?
Actually, I prefer Google.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iguana
Iguana Who?
Iguana touch your buttcrack!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Panther
Panther who?
Panther no panths, I'm goin' swimmin'

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bass!
Bass who?
Bass the salt and pepper please!

Knock knock
Who's there
Gorilla
Gorilla who
Gorilla me a hamburger

Knock knock
Who's there
Guitar playing tuna!
Guitar playing tuna who?
Don't be silly you can't tuna fish.

Knock knock
Who's there
Roof
Roof who?
I had a roof day

Knock knock
Who's there
Pig.
Pig who?
Pig (pick) of the litter.

Knock knock
Who's there
Whale
Whale who?
"Whale whale whale what do we have here?"
"Whale you mary me?"

Knock knock
Who's there
Chimp!
Chimp who?
"A chimp off the old block."
"I think it's pronounced shampoo."

Knock knock
Who's there
Iguana!
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.

Knock knock
Who's there
Fossil!
Fossil who?
Fossil last time open this door.

Knock knock
Who's there
USB!
USB who?
USB makes better honey.

Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Herring.
Herring Who?
Herring some awful knock-knock jokes!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sore Ewe.
Sore Ewe who?
Sore Ewe gonna open the door or not?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ferdinand!
Ferdinand who?
Ferdinand (a bird in the hand) beats two in the bush!

Knock knock
Who's there
Who?
Who Who?
"Yo Bro, I Didn't Know You Spoke Owl."
"Are you an owl or something?"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oink Oink!
Oink Oink Who?
Make Up Your Mind...Are You A Pig Or An Owl?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Panther!
Panther who?
Panther no pants, baby! We're going swimming tonight!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Halibut!
Halibut who?
Halibut going out for a drink.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Geese!
Geese who?
Geese what I'm going to do if you don't open the door.

Knock knock
Who's there
Where wolf
Werewolf who
Where wolf I find a bathroom!

Knock knock
Who's there
Python!
Python who?
Python (pay them) back in spades.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Possum!
Possum who?
Possum food please!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Who
Who Who?
Sorry I don't speak to owls!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Alligator!
Alligator who?
Alligator for her birthday was a card!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Bat!
Bat who?
Bat you'll never guess!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Chicken!
Chicken who?
I would like to Chicken to my room.

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Dino!
Dino Who?
It's Not Dinowho Silly, It's Dinosaur!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Cod!
Cod who?
I was cod in the crossfire.

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Howl!
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door.

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Anna!
Anna who?
Anna partridge in a pear tree.

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Fangs!
Fangs who?
Fangs for letting me in.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Thumpin!
Thumping who?
Thumping green and slimy is climbing up your back!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fish!
Fish who?
Bless you.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dragon
Dragon who?
Stop dragon your feet get to work.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Teddy!
Teddy who?
Teddy is the beginning of the rest of your life.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
THE CHICKEN

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ano.
Ano who?
Another mosquito.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Yeta.
Yetta who?
Yet another mosquito
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nota.
Nota who?
Not another mosquito.



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