Dirty Knock Knock Jokes - Knock Knock Jokes

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Knock, Knock!
Who�s There?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita Dick inside me!

Knock, Knock!
Who�s There?
Budweiser!
Budweiser who?
Budweiser mother taking her clothes off!

Knock, Knock!
Who�s There?
Buster!
Buster who?
Buster Cherry! Is your daughter home?

Knock, Knock!
Who�s There?
Idaho!
Idaho who?
I da ho! Where da John?

Knock, Knock!
Who�s There?
Howie!
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this dead body?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne!
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning.

Knock, Knock!
Who�s There?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?

Knock, Knock!
Who�s There?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana hump your brains out!

Knock, Knock!
Who�s There?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!

Knock, Knock.
Who�s there?
Some.
Some who?
Some bitch telling you a fucking knock, knock joke!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Asshole!
Asshole who!
Open the door and find out asshole!

Knock Knock
Who�s There?
I suck
I suck Who
Michael Jackson

Knock Knock
Who�s There?
Ben Hur
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur over and give it to her doggy style!

Knock Knock
Who�s There?
(sexy voice) Who would you like it to be?

Knock Knock
Who�s There?
Justin
Justin who?
Your justin time to wipe my @$$ !

Knock Knock
Who�s There?
Bo-Ho
Bo-Ho Who?
Stop crying pussy it�s not the end of the world.

Knock Knock
Who�s there?
"Fuck you said"
"Fuck you said who?"
"Me!"

Knock Knock
Who�s there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
Knock Knock
Who�s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again!

Knock Knock
Who�s there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my French!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Some!
Some who?
Some asshole talking to a knock knock joke.

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Ben
Ben Who?
Ben down and lick my boots!

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Jenny Tull
Jenny Tull Who?
Jenny Tull Warts

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Ima Reilly
Ima Reilly Who?
Ima Reilly Cumming

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Khan!
Khan who?
Khan-dom broke, hope you're on the pill!

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Justin
Justin Who?
Justin Heranus

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Tanaka!
Tanaka who?
Tanaka you up!

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Phil
Phil Who?
Phil McCrackin (you can also use Phil McCreviss)

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Ivanna Seymour
Ivanna Seymour who?
Ivanna Seymour Butts

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Tara
Tara Who?
Tara McClosoff

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