Dirty Knock Knock Jokes


Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita Dick inside me!

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Budweiser!
Budweiser who?
Budweiser mother taking her clothes off!

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Buster!
Buster who?
Buster Cherry! Is your daughter home?

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Do U Want 2 Cd's
Do U Want 2 Cd's Who?
Do U Want 2 C Deez Nutz

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Idaho!
Idaho who?
I da ho! Where da John?

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Howie!
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this dead body?

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne!
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning.

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Helda dick
Helda dick who?
I Helda dick. and the wind blew it for me.

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana hump your brains out!

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Madam
Madam who?
Help madam finger is stuck in the door.

Knock, Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Some.
Some who?
Some bitch telling you a fucking knock, knock joke!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Asshole!
Asshole who!
Open the door and find out asshole!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
I suck
I suck Who
Michael Jackson

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ben Hur
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur over and give it to her doggy style!

Knock Knock
Who's There?
(sexy voice) Who would you like it to be?

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Justin
Justin who?
Your justin time to wipe my @$$ !

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Bo-Ho
Bo-Ho Who?
Stop crying pussy it's not the end of the world.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
"Fuck you said"
"Fuck you said who?"
"Me!"

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Smell Map
Smell Map who?
EWWW your fucking disgusting!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Andy.
Andy who?
And he bit me again!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sucka.
Sucka who?
Sucka dick and let me in.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Parton!
Parton who?
Parton my French!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Urine!
Urine Who?
Urine secure, don't know what for.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Some!
Some who?
Some asshole talking to a knock knock joke.

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Ben
Ben Who?
Ben down and lick my boots!

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Jenny Tull
Jenny Tull Who?
Jenny Tull Warts

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Butcher
Butcher who?
Butcher hands up this is a robbery

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Ima Reilly
Ima Reilly Who?
Ima Reilly Cumming

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Khan!
Khan who?
Khan-dom broke, hope you're on the pill!

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Justin
Justin Who?
Justin Heranus

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Tanaka!
Tanaka who?
Tanaka you up!

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Phil
Phil Who?
Phil McCrackin (you can also use Phil McCreviss)

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Ivanna Seymour
Ivanna Seymour who?
Ivanna Seymour Butts

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Kenya!
Kenya who?
Kenya suck this dick?

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Foreskin!
Foreskin who?
The worlds greatest foreskin teller.

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Tara
Tara Who?
Tara McClosoff

Knock knock!
Whos There?
Dozer
Dozer who?
Those are the biggest tits I ever seen.

Knock knock
Who's there
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede (Santa peed) on the Christmas tree.

Knock knock
Who's there
Bangkok!
Bangkok who?
Are you from the Thailand, cause tonight your going to BangKok.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Winner
Winner who?
My winners as big as a football field.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Eat mop
Eat mop who?
Hahahahaha

Girl: Knock Knock.
Boy: Who's there.
Girl: Pussy.
Boy: pussy who.
Girl: You don't get the joke.
Boy: You didn't finish.
Girl: Oh i'm done alright. (laughs)
Boy: How am I ever suppose to get pussy.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Your dogs dead
I hit it with my Jeep Grand Cherokee

Knock knock
Who's there?
yo mama
yo mama who?
yo mama yanking on my dick

Knock knock
Who's there?
School
School who?
School your ass

Knock knock
Who's there?
Meat.
Meat who?
Meat my dick!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Condom.
Condom who?
condom and suck this dick.
(come down and suck this dick)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Myra!
Myra who?
My right nut.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Willis!
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in your mouth?

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Iguana
Iguana Who?
Iguana touch your buttcrack!

Girl: Knock-Knock!
Boy Who's there?
Girl: Pussy!
Boy: I dont get it..
Girl: Yeah and you never will.

So if hooters delivered wouldn't they be called knockers? "Knock knock we brought wings.......and boobs"

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