World Oceans Day Jokes
Who cleans the bottom of the ocean?
A Mer-Maid
What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?
A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?... Nothing they just waved...
Did you Sea what I did there?...I'm shore you did, beach.
What do you call 10 violins at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean?
Mobius Dick.
What do you call a redneck swimming in the ocean?
A saltine cracker.
What do you call 1,000 Restrictor plates at the bottom of the ocean?
A Good Start.
What did one ocean say to another?
Water you doing today?
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish.
Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon!
Why did Columbus cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
Are you the Ocean? Cause you make me want to dive in.
Yo momma is so fat that when she ordered a water bed they threw her into the Atlantic ocean.
World Oceans Day is celebrated annually on June 8th.
Middle of the Ocean
A Russian, a Mexican, and a White guy are stranded in the middle of the ocean.
The Russian takes out a bottle of the finest Vodka, chugs a third of the bottle and throws the rest overboard.
The beaner and white guy scream "Why did you do that? Why not share."
The Russian replies, "Don't worry, we have plenty of that in Russia.
When we are rescued we'll have all the Vodka we would ever need.
Hearing this the Beaner gets out a huge joint, lights it up, takes several long tokes and tosses the rest overboard.
He gets the same reaction from the other two.
To which he replies, "Don't worry, we have more than enough smoke to go around in Mexico."
After several minutes, the white guy goes to the beaner, picks him up and tosses him overboard.
"Don't worry, we have plenty of those where I come from too."
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