World Nutella Day Jokes
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What do you call the new girl at the bank?
The Nutella!
When do they put nutella on a salmon roll?
If you order salmonella.
What is nutella is good for?
Everything.
Where did you hide the Nutella?
I'm nutelling you.
What happens when you put nutella on salmon?
You get salmonella.
Yo mama so fat her blood type is Nutella.
I love you more than Nutella, said not fat girl ever.
You can't make everyone happy. Your not a Nutella jar.
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy Nutella.