Q: Why do we have an Haggadah at Passover?
A: So we can Seder right words.
Q: What do you call someone who derives pleasure from the bread of affliction?
A: A matzochist.
Q: What, in your opinion, is the most reasonable explanation for the fact that Moses led the Israelites all over the place for forty years before they finally got to the Promised Land?
A1: He was being tested.
A2: He wanted them to really appreciate the Promised Land when they finally got there.
A3: He refused to ask directions.
Q: Why do we say Yizkor on the last day of Passover? What's the connection?
A: On Passover, we remember the Exodus. After Yizkor, in most shuls, there is also a mass Exodus!
Q: How did Passover get its name?
A: Since the Seder table is usually made larger, people can't reach for the items on the table and invariably ask others: "Could you please Pass Over the matza, etc."!
Q: How is a good sermon like a piece of matza?
A: They both should take less than 18 minutes!