Why can't you be friends with bags of trail mix?
They drive everyone nuts.
What does Trail mix drink?
What do you call a rapper that sings about trail mix?
Why was the trail mix late for work?
Traffic was NUTS.
Why couldn't trail mix go to the dance?
It didn't have a date.
What do you call food that will never win the race?
Why did the bag of trail mix leave her family?
She was tired of raisin kids!
What did the early pioneers eat?
Oregon Trail Mix.