At what time do most people go to the dentist?
At tooth-hurty (2:30).
What is a dentist's office?
A filling station
What did the dentist say to the computer?
This won't hurt a byte
Why did the cheerleader go to the dentist?
She needed a root canal.
Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown!
Why did the deer need braces?
He had buck teeth.
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie.....
An orthodontist gets to the root of the problem.
A good dentist is a little picky, a great dentist never gets on your nerves.