National Toast Day Jokes

What did the bag of flour say to the piece of toast?
"I saw you yeasterday"

Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
Things get Toasty!

What did one slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw some butter and jam on the table?
We're toast!

What did the piece of toast say to the chicken?

What happens when you burn bread?
You loaf it to death.

Nothing toasted tastes good.
Me: I bread to differ.

Enough of the toasted bread jokes they're too crumby.

God Is Watching
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large tray of toast.
The nun posted a sign on the toast tray, "Take only one. God is watching."

Further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
One child whispered to another, "Take all you want. God is watching the toast."

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