National Scrabble Day Jokes
Why are witches good at scrabble?
Because they practice spelling.
What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi?
There, Their, They're
"What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"
"The C"
What do you call an insect that can play scrabble?
A spelling bee.
Can you spell a pretty girl with two letters?
QT
What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A teapot.
What happens when a baby swallows some scrabble pieces?
You have to wait for a vowel movement.
What is heavy forward but not backward?
Ton.
How do you make seven even?
Remove the 's'
What's the difference between here and there?
The letter T.
How can you spell too much with two letters?
XS
"What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?"
"The Q. (queue)
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
What is at the end of the world?
The letter 'd'
What is the longest word in the English language?
Smiles. (There is a mile between the first letter and the last letter.)
Don't you know the Queen's English?
Why, yes, I'd heard she was.
Chuck Norris uses all seven letters in Scrabble... Every turn.
Scrabble is all fun and games until someone loses an I.
If they make an edible version of scrabble I will eat my words.
National Scrabble day is celebrated on April 13th.
If you invite a witch to play scrabble it might spell disaster.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
It's to whom, you illiterate fool.
Girlfriend: OMG! the dog just swallowed some scrabble tiles.
Boyfriend: Which ones.
Girlfriend: OURTLB & E.
Boyfriend: That could spell trouble.
Spelling Bee
A Nebraska Huskers fan was in the finals of the state spelling bee.
"Okay, your word is 'farm,'" the moderator said to the Husker.
I met this girl playing Words With Friends and now I've fallen under her spell.
He sat there for a few minutes with a puzzled look on his face. "Um... Can I have a definition?"
"Sure," the moderator said. "It is a plot of agricultural land, used for the raising of crops and livestock."
"Uhhh..." The Nebraskan sat there for several more minutes, continuing to ask for alternative pronunciations, word origins, etc. The moderator was getting frustrated. Finally the huskers fan asked, "Uh, can you use it in a sentence?"
"Old MacDonald had a FARM!" the moderator shouted.
"Oh!" said the Husker. "E-I-E-I-O!"
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