National Roller Coaster Day Jokes

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
He braces himself.

Sex is like riding a roller-coaster.
If your alone you're willing to do it with anyone who will sit next to you.

What do you call a roller coaster that improves your enamel?
The Fluo-ride.

Why didn't the skeleton ride the roller coaster?
He didn't have the guts.

Why do people go to Disneyland?
So they can get a little goofy!

Why did Mickey Mouse ride Space Mountain?
He wanted to find Pluto.

Your mama is such a moron, she thought an elevator was a roller coaster.

Love is like a roller coaster, you rise, then fall, you rise again, then fall.....then you puke.

Sorry, I'm not tall enough to ride your emotional roller coaster.

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