National Radio Day Jokes

What do you get when you put the radio in the fridge?
Cool Music.

It should be illegal to play a police siren on the radio

Radio Station
An old couple were listining to a radio station sunday morning when this preacher came on and said that he could heal anyone so he said if you wanted to be healed put one hand on the radio and the other hand on the part that you want healed.

So the old lady puts her left hand on the radio and puts her right hand over her heart and starts singing

Well the old man has been drinking and says shit why not so he puts his left hand on the radio then puts his right hand down his pants

His wife looks at him and says "Herman the man said that he could heal and not raise the dead."

Flight Engineer
I was a Pan Am 552 Flight Engineer waiting for start clearance in Munich, Germany. I was listening to the radio since I was the junior crew member. This was the conversation I overheard (I don't recall call signs any longer):
Lufthansa: (In German) "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
Ground: (In English) "If you want an answer you must speak English."
Lufthansa: (In English) "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"
Beautiful English Accent: (before ground could answer) "Because you lost the bloody war!"

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