National Pretzel Day Jokes
Back to: Holiday Jokes
Where do pretzels go on vacation?
Pretzilvania.
Why did the police suspect the Pretzel?
Because he was twisted.
What do you get when you cross brussels sprouts with a popular snack?
Pretzel Sprouts.
What is a Pretzels favorite dance?
The Twist.
What did the chocolate covered pretzel say to the regular pretzel?
Don't be salty.
What happens when you get into a fight with a pretzel?
You get tangled up.
Did you know that Pretzels are knot bread?
You don't like my Pretzel jokes?
I am in-salted.
What happens when two pretzels get married?
They tie the knot.
Two Pretzels are walking down the street and one was assaulted.
I call my boss a Pretzel because he's always bent out of shape.
Joke Generators: