National Pink Day Jokes

What do you call a country with only pink cars?
A Pink Car-nation.

What is a blondes blood type?
Pink glitter.

What's pink and a mile long?
Gene Simmons' tongue.

What is pink, goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet?
Bubble Gum.

90% of women like men in pink T-Shirt. But ironically, 90% of men in pink T-Shirts don't like women.

You know you are a blonde if you don't know what "too much pink" means.

The only reason the color pink still exists is because Chuck Norris is color blind.

You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.

Yellow Pink Green
I was bartending in Vegas and this drunk mexican asks me for a shot of tequila and a beer.
He was hurting so bad with a hangover..he then asks me for another.
I said "You got money?
He told me no, but he is hurting so bad that he will do anything for another round....
I looked at him and told him..if you could use these three colors in a sentence, I'll buy you a round...Green Pink and Yellow.
The drunk mexican looks at me, thinks for a second, and tells me.."I got it senor, I got it...The telephone goes green, green, I pink it up, and I said Yellow?"
I bought him a round....

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