If Stacy's Moms name was Jenny, would her number be 867-5309?
When I think about you I touch myself...
(I rub my temples because you give me a migrane)
What's the definition of an optimist?
A musician with one hit wonder a mortgage.
What do you call a successful musician?
A guy whose wife has 2 jobs.
I was going to write a joke about Afroman,
But I got high.
Hey I just met you , and girl you look crazy
What brands your makeup? Crayola maybe.
Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy.
But I'm on bath salts. Your face looks tasty
What exactly does Stacy's Mom have going on?
Is the thong song about flip flops or thongs?
I bet the Baha Men are cat people.