What did the maple tree say to the woodpecker?
Leaf me alone!
What's the best pancake topping?
Do you know how many grams of fat are in a Maple glazed?
Donut patronize me.
Why is maple syrup always so sad?
Because it's sappy.
What did the beaver say to the maple tree?
It has been nice gnawing you.
How do maple leafs settle a disagreement?
They sign a tree-ty.
Why did the maple leaf go to the doctor?
It was feeling green!
What did the boy say to the maple tree?
Are you a Sap!
National Maple Syrup day is observed annually on December 17th.
Blood is thicker than water.
But Maple syrup is thicker than blood.
So pancakes are more important than family.
Keep Calm and put maple syrup on everything.
A young couple took their two-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that, although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes with maple syrup. That should solve the problem."
The next morning, when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes and a gallon of maple syrup in the middle of the table. "Gee, mom," he exclaimed. "For me?"
"Just take two," his mother replied. "The rest are for your father."
There were three moles in a burrow. papa mole, mama mole, & baby mole.
Papa mole sticks his head out the entrance, & says I smell maple syrup!
Mama mole does the same thing, & says I smell honey!
Baby mole in the back, says I smell mole-asses!!!