What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you call a lazy crayfish?
What are the only two letters of the alphabet a lazy person needs to know?
What do you call a girl who sits in a swivel chair all day long?
Why can't you trust a guy with a lazy eye?
Because he might be seeing someone behind your back.
How do you know your lazy?
When you have sweatpants for every day of the week.
If watching TV was an Olympic sport, I'd win the Netflix Marathon.
Your so lazy your patronus must be a sloth.
B.L.O.K.E.= Basically Lazy Obnoxious Knobs Everything
If there was an award for laziness, I'd probably have someone pick it up for me.
I'm not lazy, I'm on Energy Savings Mode.
There is absolutely no excuse for being lazy, but if you find one let me know.
I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.
Somebody called me lazy today, I almost replied.