National Kazoo Day Jokes

Matt Damon asked his friends what they were planning for his birthday.
They told him "We bought a kazoo".

You can hum during my birthday.
Kazoo'd be great.

What do you call ten kazoos at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.

What does a kazoo and a baseball have in common?
People cheer when you hit them with a bat.

What is the perfect weight for a kazoo player?
3 and a half pounds including the urn.

Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?
To give us some sort of appreciation for kazoos.

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