National Hard Candy Day Jokes

Why does the piece of hard candy go to school?
Because he wants to become a smartie.

What does it do before it rains candy?
It sprinkles!

If Jake has 30 pieces of hard candy, and eats 25, what does he have?
Diabetes..... Jake has diabetes...

What did hard candy say to the flavoring?
We're so mint to be.

What did Mrs. Lollipop say when a man pulled her from the water?
You’re a life saver.

What do you call a happy cowboy?
A Jolly Rancher.

Why should you never fight hard candy?
Because they are Jawbreakers.

What is red, white and blue?
A sad candy cane.

There are two types of people in this world: People who love hard candy and liars.

National Hard Candy day is observed annually on December 19th.

If candy is bad for babies, then shouldn't "taking candy from a baby" be a good thing.

Hard candy doesn't contain much nourishment.....that's why you have to eat lots of it to feel the benefit.

Some like it hot, some like it cold; I like candy coated.

In heaven, Hard Candy has no calories and is the main course.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon?

A Guyanese and a Jamaican walk into a store, the guyanese tief pieces of hard candy and when they left the store he said "yuh see dat?" mi tief three pieces of hard candy.

"nobody cya tief like me!", and the jamaican said " mek wi go back to the store, me ago show yuh a who a the real tief".

They went in and the jamaican said to the cashier " yuh want to see a magic trick?" the cashier said " sure" "hand me a piece of hard candy" he ate it. "hand me another one" he ate that too, " hand me one more" and he ate it.

"Mon, where's the magic?" said the cashier. The jamaican mon said "check the guyanese pockets and yuh find all three a dem"

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