What's the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
My pizza jokes can't be topped!
How do you know your close to a Frito Lay factory?
Because of the chips and dip in the road.
How did the burger purpose to a fry?
With an onion ring.
When can a pizza marry a hot dog?
After they have a very frank relationship!
What is a man's idea of a balanced diet?
A bag of potato chips in each hand!
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Why is your Mom like a Big Mac?
Because she's full of fat and only worth a buck.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his philly cheesesteak?
Because he was stuffed.
What did baby corn say to mama corn?
Where do burgers like to dance?
At a meat ball!
What's better than a talking burrito?
What's Tiger Woods favorite brand of potato chips?
If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?
At White Castle
Why did the french fry win the race?
Because it was fast food!
There are two types of people in this world: People who love pizza and liars.
Pizza Hut scheduled a Super Bowl commercial featuring Pete Rose.
According to news reports, "A young boy is supposed to ask Pete about his accomplishments in baseball."
At the end, Rose asks if the boy likes Pizza Hut pizza, and the boy replies, "You bet!"
Pete Rose then punches the boy in the face!
God Is Watching
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large tray of pizza slices.
The nun posted a sign on the pizza tray, "Take only one. God is watching."
Further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
One child whispered to another, "Take all you want. God is watching the pizza."