What do hungry chemists eat?
Gram (Graham) crackers!
What do you call a cookie that takes pictures?
What do the Gilmore Girls eat?
Lauren Graham crackers.
Why do Keebler elves sell graham crackers?
They wanna make a sweet first impression.
When should you take a graham cracker to the doctor?
When it feels crummy.
Why do basketball players love graham crackers?
Because they can dunk them!
When do you eat Heather Graham crackers?
After a hangover.
What's a graham crackers job in the beehive?
The Honey Maid.
National Graham Cracker Day is celebrated annually on July 5th.
God Is Watching
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of graham crackers.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."