National Gingerbread Day Jokes

When should you take a ginger bread cookie to the doctor?
When it feels crummy.

What does the ginger bread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet.

Why do basketball players love gingerbread cookies?
Because they can dunk them!

What do you call it when a redhead goes off the deepend?
A ginger snap.

What does gingerbread do after it's done baking?
Loaf around.

Nothing with ginger in it tastes good.
Me: I bread to differ.

What happens when you take a redheads cookie?
You get a Ginger Snap.

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg bitten off?
Limp Bizkit

Why did the Gingerbread man go to the dentist?
He had gingervitis.

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican and a ginger?
A gingerbreadmon

National Gingerbread day is observed annually on June 5th.

God Is Watching
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of gingerbread cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

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