National Gazpacho Day Jokes

What do you call a mexican booty call?
Netflix and chilled gazpacho.

How did Reese eat her gazpacho?

What do you get when you cross Elon Musk and gazpacho?
A souped up car.

Why did the principal bring gazpacho to school?
For the Soup-erintendent.

What does a duck put in his gazpacho?
Lots of quackers.

How do you know a rabbit made your gazpacho?
When there's a hare in it.

Waiter this soup this gazpacho taste funny.
Then why are you not laughing?

Waiter, there is a fly in my gazpacho!
Sorry sir, maybe I forgot about it when I removed the other three.

"Waiter, what's this fly doing in my gazpacho?"
"I think it's doing the backstroke!"

Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.

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