National Fudge Day Jokes
What do you get when you cross Ice cream, hot fudge, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?
The worlds best Sundae!
What do you call people who like to drink hot fudge all year long?
Cocoa-Nuts.
What did the cup of coffee say to the brownie?
Wake the fudge up.
Where does the best fudge in the universe come from?
Uranus.
Friend: Blondies are better than brownies!
Me: Shut the fudge up.
After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says What The Fudge?
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
Families are like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love fudge and liars.
A study says that fudge may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke...
National Fudge day is celebrated annually on June 16th.
Tiefing
A Guyanese and a Jamaican walk into a store, the guyanese tief a fudge brownie and when they left the store he said "yuh see dat?" mi tief three fudge brownie bars.
"nobody cya tief like me!", and the jamaican said " mek wi go back to the store,me ago show yuh a who a the real tief".
They went in and the jamaican said to the cashier " yuh want to see a magic trick?" the cashier said " sure" "hand me a brownie" he ate it. "hand me another one" he ate that too, " hand me one more" and he ate it.
"Mon, where's the magic?" said the cashier. The jamaican mon said "check the guyanese pockets and yuh find all three a dem"