National Fudge Day Jokes

What do you get when you cross Ice cream, hot fudge, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?
The worlds best Sundae!

What do you call people who like to drink hot fudge all year long?

What did the cup of coffee say to the brownie?
Wake the fudge up.

Where does the best fudge in the universe come from?

Friend: Blondies are better than brownies!
Me: Shut the fudge up.

After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says What The Fudge?

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

Families are like fudge, mostly sweet with a few nuts.

There are two types of people in this world: People who love fudge and liars.

A study says that fudge may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke...

National Fudge day is celebrated annually on June 16th.

A Guyanese and a Jamaican walk into a store, the guyanese tief a fudge brownie and when they left the store he said "yuh see dat?" mi tief three fudge brownie bars.

"nobody cya tief like me!", and the jamaican said " mek wi go back to the store,me ago show yuh a who a the real tief".

They went in and the jamaican said to the cashier " yuh want to see a magic trick?" the cashier said " sure" "hand me a brownie" he ate it. "hand me another one" he ate that too, " hand me one more" and he ate it.

"Mon, where's the magic?" said the cashier. The jamaican mon said "check the guyanese pockets and yuh find all three a dem"

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