Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because I was chasing it with a deep fryer.
What did the chicken do when he saw fried chicken?
She kicked the bucket!
How do you send fried chicken in the mail?
In a HEN-velope!
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
To see his brother!
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
Why did Bojangles run out of fried chicken?
The farmer counted his chickens before they hatched.
Why did the drummer want fried chicken?
Because he needed drumsticks.
Why did the rooster go to KFC?
He wanted to get to see the chicken strip.
What do you need to eat a bucket of fried chicken?
You might be from the south if you diet mainly consists of Fried Chicken and Sweet Tea.
I'm going to beat this chick until she's tender enough to fry properly.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love fried chicken and liars.
National Fried Chicken Day is celebrated annually on July 6th.