How did the burger propose to a fry?
With an onion ring.
What did the frog order at McDonald's?
French flies and a diet Croak
Why did the french fry win the race?
Because it was fast food!
What's better than a talking french fry?
What are the best days of the week in FastFoodland?
Fry-day and Sundae!
How do you describe an angry french fry?
Did you read the book J.D. Salinger wrote about "phony" fast food?
It's titled "Catcher in the Fries".
What do you call a baby potato?
A small fry!
National French Fry Day is celebrated annually on July 13th.