National Donald Duck Day Jokes

What happens when Donald Duck flies upside down?
He quacks up!

What happens when you make Chip and Dale angry?
You Donald Duck for cover.

What do you get if you cross Donald with a whale?
Moby Duck.

Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?
Because you better duck when he's pissed.

What do you call Donald Duck when she leads the orchestra?
A con-duck-tor.

What did the Daisy Duck say when she bought lipstick?
Put it on my bill.

At what time does Donald Duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.

How cold was it at Disney World?
Donald Duck was seen wearing pants!

Why did Donald Duck get fired from Disney World?
He was a quackhead.

What does Donald Duck like to snack on?
Salted Quackers.

What did Donald Duck say when the waitress came?
Put it on my bill!

Donald duck - The original Angry Bird.

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

Donald Duck Day is celebrated annually on June 9th. On this day in 1934 Donald Duck made his on-screen debut in "The Wise Little Hen".

Donald Duck, Flower (the skunk) and a Bambi went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.
When it came time to pay,
the skunk didn't have a scent,
the deer didn't have a buck,
so they put the meal on the duck's bill.

Donald Duck walks in to a bar and says "Give me 200 beers".
The bar tender says "How are you going to pay for that?"
So Donald says "Just put in on my bill!"

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