What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
A $100 bill!
How is the moon like a dollar?
They both have 4 quarters.
When does it rain money?
When there is "change" in the weather.
Why don't cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
What coin doubles in value when half is deducted?
A half dollar.
What did the cent say to the Dollar?
You make no cents.
Where do penguins keep their money?
In a snow bank!
What do fish use for money?
Where does a fish keep his money?
In the River Bank!
National Dollar Day commemorates when Congress established the U.S. monetary system (August 8, 1786).
Money is not the root of all evil, Jealousy is.