National Dessert Day Jokes

What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth!

Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Because of the Rocky Road.

Why did the pie go to a dentist?
Because he needed a filling!

What did the cake say to the fork?
you want a piece of me?

What did the newspaper say to the ice cream?
What's the scoop

Why did the pie cross the road?
She was meat an potato.

Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long!

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it's been sliced.

How do you learn how to make ice cream?
In Sunday (Sundae) School.

When should you take a cookie to the doctor?
When it feels crummy.

Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.

How did Reese eat her ice cream?

If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes?
A fruitcake.

What is a monkey's favorite cookie?
Chocolate chimp!

Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Because he was stuffed.

How do astronauts eat their ice creams?
In floats!

What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey?
Cake Boss.

Why do basketball players love cookies?
Because they can dunk them!

Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?

Sesame Street
Bert and Ernie are sitting outside one day on Sesame Street.

Bert turns to Ernie and asks, "Hey Ernie, wanna go get some ice cream?"

Ernie replies, "Sure Bert."

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