Why did God invent Cognac?
So the French would never rule the world!
What do the French get when mixing Holy Water with Cognac?
The Holy Spirit!
You know what's fun about being sober?
What happens when ghosts drinks cognac?
They get sheet-faced.
How do you get a computer drunk?
A Screenshot of Cognac.
How can you find the guy who drank an entire bottle of Cognac?
He's the one dancing like an asshole!
Cognac doesn't turn people into somebody they're not.
It just makes them forget to hide that part of themselves.
National Cognac Day is observed annually on June 4th.
What doesn't kill me, makes my drinks stronger
Cognac is my worst enemy, but the bible says to love your enemy...
Money can't buy happiness. Just kidding yes it can, if that money is used to buy Cognac.
A guy offers a girl a drink, but the girl says Cognac is bad for her legs,
The guy ask "Do they swell?"
The girl replies "No they spread"
A Shot of Cognac
A man walks into a bar and orders a shot of cognac then looks into his pocket.
He does this over and over again.
Finally, the bartender asks why he orders a shot of cognac and afterwards look into his pocket.
The man responded, "I have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts to look good then i'll go home."