National Battery Day Jokes
Did you hear that the energizer bunny was arrested?
He was charged with battery.
So did you hear about the tennis ball and the battery that got into a fight?
The battery was charged and the tennis ball is waiting to go to court.
How many kids from Connecticut does it take to change the batteries in a remote?
None because they need all the batteries for their E-Cigs
A policeman arrested 2 boys yesterday, one for drinking battery acid, the other for eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.
What do you call an Indian who has a phone with low battery?
Charjit.
What do lesbians call viagra?
Batteries
How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
The batteries have run out.
What is the difference between an HMO and a car battery?
The battery has a positive side!
What happens if you put the Energizer Bunnys batteries in backwards?
He keeps coming and coming...
You be the battery, I'll be the aluminum foil and together we'll light up the world.
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Elderly Couple
An elderly couple go to church one Sunday. Halfway through the service, the wife leans over and whispers in her husbands ear, "I've just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?" The husband replies, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."