What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of banana bread?
"I saw you yeasterday"
Why doesn't banana bread like warm weather?
Things get Toasty!
What does bread do after it's done baking?
What do the bread say to the chicken?
LETS GET BREADDDDYYY TO CRUMMBBLLEEEEE
What happens when you burn bread?
You loaf it to death.
What do you call it when a mother and child bake bread together?
A labor of loaf.
Why do people like banana bread?
Because they find it appealing.
Nothing with bananas in it tastes good.
Me: I bread to differ.
Why did the banana bread fail his driving test?
He was a crumby driver.
Why did the monkey like the banana bread?
Because it had appeal!
Enough of the banana bread jokes they're too crumby.
I am going bananas. Thats what I say to my banana bread before I leave the house.
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana bread diet.
Andy: Did she lose weight?
Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
God Is Watching
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large tray of banana bread.
The nun posted a sign on the banana bread tray, "Take only one. God is watching."
Further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
One child whispered to another, "Take all you want. God is watching the banana bread."