Q: How is the bad economy affecting Mardi Gras?
A: Now when you throw beads, women only flash one boob!
Q: What is the difference between Fat Tuesday and Mardi Gras?
A: Mardi Gras is an all-night party in New Orleans, Fat Tuesday is who you wake up with the morning after!
Q: Women are better communicators than men, but why do they get nude at Mardi Gras?
A: Because for 1 week in February in New Orleans, they can't say NO!
Q: What can you expect from the FEMA float at Mardi Gras this year?
A: No one knows, it's not expected 'til labor day!
Q: How do you know you went to Mardi Gras?
A1: You wake up on a sidewalk and the only things in your pants pockets are your car keys and a court summons.
A2: You wake up and discover a Tattoo of "Beignets Rule" on your ass.
Q: Whats in the drink "FEMA"
A: No one knows, but it hits you one week later!
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