Lucky Penny Day Jokes

What does one penny say to the other penny?
Let's get together and make some cents.

What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs?
A penny.

When does it rain pennies?
When there is "change" in the weather.

Two coins add up to 26 cents, and one is not a penny. What are they?
A quarter and a penny. The quarter isn't a nickel.

Why don't cows have a penny to their name?
Because farmers milk them dry.

How much money does a skunk have?
One scent!

Why didn't the nickel roll down the hill with the penny?
Because it had more cents.

What has a head and a tail but is not an animal?
A penny.

What did the penny say to the Dollar?
You make no cents.

What has a head, a tail, but no legs?
A penny.

Why did the idiot go broke?
Because he had no cents.

What did the one penny, say to the other penny?
Money jokes are priceless, At least that's my two cents on it.

Lucky Penny day is celebrated annually on May 23rd.

Joke Generators: