Did you here about the attempt robbery at the museum?
They had ran out of gas a few blocks away when the police caught them, and they said, "We didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh"
Where does a cow hang his paintings?
In a mooooseum.
How does Salvador Dali start his mornings?
With a bowl of "Surreal"
Which painting is never happy?
The Moaning Lisa
Where can you find a museum about crayons?
Why did Van Gogh become a painter?
Because he didn't have an ear for music.
What's the difference between a museum and a Mr. Methane act?
One has artifacts; the other does farty acts.
Where can you find an exhibit made with a bunch of Q-tips?
An Ear Wax Museum.
Did you hear about the guy who stole all those paintings?
He tried to brush it off, but I think he was framed.
Well if I were a painter, I'd put you down in paint. I'd hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame.
Mo Monet.....More Problems.
If it aint Baroque, then don't fix it.