MICHAEL: It's Friday the 13th. Do you have any superstitions?
CHAD: I think it's unlucky to have superstitions.
Q: What do you do on Friday the 13th in Kentucky?
A: Have sex with your sister.
Q: Why aren't people afraid of Friday the 13th?
A1: The lights are out, the windows are boarded up, the lawns aren't cut. Everyday is Friday the 13th in America now.
A2: After losing their home, job, and 401k nothing scares them now!
Q: How is the Freddy Krueger like George W Bush?
A: They're both famous for scaring the shit out of people!
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